CITIZEN:citizen


Cokespoon01_1Do you have a few hundred dollars just chillen, don’t put it in the bank or pay your bills, indulge.  CITIZEN:citizen has taken some cheap everyday items and dipped them in pure luxury.  Have you ever looked in your toilet and said, "Wow my stool sure isn’t sparkly and luxurious, how can I change that?"  CITIZEN:citizen is here to answer your everyday quandaries; not only do they have gold pills that will make your shit glitter like the stars, but they have a 18K gold BIC pen caps to mix your finest yak with.  Want to know more? Don’t sweat check it right here!

One Response to “CITIZEN:citizen”

  1. poker-one Says:

    for real, i have been sleeping on your site. that pen cap is so def.
    i am ordering a subscription manyana.
    mad respect frank!
    ~poker-one~

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