Scientology vs. South Park is being taken up a notch. Many know that Isaac Hayes, who played Chef on South Park, has left the show due to the Scientology/trapped in the closet episode. Now, Tom Cruise, whose movie Mission Impossible 3 comes out this summer, has threatened not to promote MI3, this summer’s golden pony for Paramount, if South Park re-airs the Scientology/trapped in the closet episode. You are probably scratching your head asking your self, "How does Tom Cruise have so much power?" Well, Paramount is owned by Viacom and Viacom owns Comedy Central. Tom Cruise, naturally, has denied taking any such action. Obviously his denial is bullshit. Why Tom why, and why does the last Samurai have to be White? Scientology is as bogus as believing Katie Holmes’ baby is actually yours. Oh yeah by the way, Goose’s death was Maverick’s fault, and "Far and Away" sucked.