1wack \ ‘wak \ adj 1: not up to the mark, lousy, lame  "IT WAS REALLY WACK THAT THESE CARDS GOT ROBBED FROM THE OFFICE BEFORE I GOT A CHANCE TO REVIEW THEM"

A while back we came across something that could really help the  street- challenged.  It was a box of flashcards, each with a ’slang’ word on one side (grill, grip, play, ice, etc.) and the definition on the reverse, complete with alternate meanings, usage and illustration!
    After months and months of back and forth with the good people at Knock Knock, our box of slang flashcards finally shipped over. Within a day of their arrival, the cards had created a little chit-chat around the workplace. Before I got in to take a look at them and do the review, they went missing.
    Initially, I was mad. “Oh dip.” I thought. “This review’s never gonna get done.” But I realized that the theft speaks for the flashcards. No one’s ever DeBo-ed anything from the ‘to be reviewed’ pile before. Even the autographed 8 pound bag of “Dwight Yoakam’s Chicken Lickin’s Chicken Rings” we received from Mr Yoakam himself is still sitting in the basement, unopened. So while I cannot say I schooled some lame on public speaking, I do know that these cards are hot. Just keep them in a safe place.
    Two volumes of 60 Knock Knock slang flashcards are available at www.knockknock.biz for $15 a piece. And don’t forget your slang tees, wankstas.

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