Classical crimefighting and a Godfather-esque crime scene in Australia

New crime reduction methods propose the pumping of classical music at bus stops and other places known for criminal activity because the muzak-ical atmosphere has so much to do with where drug dealers choose to do business. The location, the time of day, and the level of traffic coming through…not so much. Classical music is just like thug Kryptonite! They’ll start retreating back underground to their drug dealer lairs. Just like clockwork (orange).

And in other crime news...

A nice day on the beach for a mother and her children was interrupted when they found the severed heads of five Kangaroos. Authorities are looking into it, but we’re thinking that the heads belong to some career gamblers who finally got in over their head when they bet on the big fight the night before and couldn’t pay up. (Watch the match below) This particular fight has been at the center of some controversy; one rumour suggests that the one on the right threw the match. When dealing with Kangaroos like this, all one can do is throw up their hands. It was bound to happen sometime.