Spiegal Online reports that Rolf Eden, the 77 year old German playboy and dirtbag credited with bringing the first ‘discotheque’ to Germay, is suing a 19 year old woman for not having sex with him.

“According to Bild Zeitung on Thursday, the 77-year-old Eden has filed suit against a 19-year-old Berlin woman for the following reason: Despite a night on the town with Eden, which ended back at his place, she refused to have sex with him, saying the he was too old for her.”

If the courts rule in favor of Mr. Eden, who claims he was a victim of ageism, it could set a precedent for old men all over the world suing young women for not fornicating with them. On the other hand, it could also set a precedent for said men waking up to find their genitals have been relocated to a nearby corn field. Let’s weigh the pros and cons, gentlemen.

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