The Empire State Vortex
Because this city has a little bit of anything you can find anywhere else in the world… here’s the NYC take on the Bermuda Triangle:

That’s right. It’s the Empire State Building.
Representatives from AAA claim that there’s a five-block radius around the Building where cars “mysteriously die” — between 10 and 15 a day. Apparently, once the cars are towed outside the trouble area, they start up just fine… but as long as they’re within the zone, everything else (the horns, the lights, the radio) might work, but the engine just won’t turn over.

Engineering and auto experts suspect the Building’s huge antennae tower’s massive signal output is to blame; since 9/11, the Empire State has replaced the Twin Towers as the top transmission site for commercial broadcasts (although that’ll all change by the end of the year)… but FAA and ESB officials deny those claims.

Our theory is that the Empire State Building is on some Ghostbusters shit — so keep your eyes peeled for that chick dressed all in soap suds.


















