The Onion put this spoof together… but it strikes us as dangerously close to reality.

As Stalin once said, “it’s not the people who vote that count; it’s the people who count the votes.”

Remember to watch your back in November….  As Frank151 previously reported, our increasing dependence on e-voting technology and electronic vote-counters is putting American democracy in some serious jeopardy.  We have to get these Diebold guys off the job; they’re literally helping to destroy the country’s founding principles. With people like this in charge, will our votes even be counted at all anymore?  One more time: these guys promised the President a win back in 2004.  

The Onion is right.  They’re not even bothering to cover up the conspiracy anymore. 

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