CCTV even lets Big Brother down


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Despite spending billions of pounds on security cameras to make London the most heavily-monitored city in the world (1 camera for every 14 people), officials from Scotland Yard reported today that their massive new CCTV network has failed to make a noticeable change in crime rates.

Hard to believe, right? Seemed like such a good idea at the time! George Orwell would be shocked.

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The news left both London officials and citizens in shock, less than a year after heated debates raged across the LDN over right-to-privacy implications of the city’s CCTV initiative. With only 3% of street crimes actually solved using the police’s closed circuit network, the public’s been left to wonder what purpose the cameras really do serve.

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Conspiracy theories are flying, but the city maintains that the trouble is officer training and information processing — instead of dismantling the system, the government’s proposed a nationwide database of CCTV images which could be searched and accessed by police from any location in the country.

Because, when your own administrators are calling a program “a fiasco” and public rights activists have expressed concern for over a decade, the best option is to make that program even bigger.

After all, the Home Office has only spent 78% of its budget since 1997 on CCTV so far; that means there’s like 22% left to go!

Civic planning at its best.

Hard-Fi: “Stars of CCTV”
Frisco: “Smile for the Camera”

Assassin: “Pum Pum Surveillance”
The Bird & the Bee: “I Hate Camera”
Six Finger Satellite: “Surveillance House”

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