Things Younger Than John McCain
“Scientology is younger than John McCain.”
In a year when the Presidential campaign is a race between Oval Office three precedents (the first black President, the first woman President, or — and here’s the crazy one — the oldest white male President ever), websites like this one should be treated as key voter talking points.
Or at least, they should be coming up at least as often as the other totally ridiculous, inane campaign details the media’s been into — like why Obama doesn’t wear a flag pin on his lapel, for example.
Whatever. Check it for yourself — it’s just a long, long list of things that are younger than John McCain (nylon, velcro, Bugs Bunny, the Golden Gate Bridge, Alaska…).
Needless to say, the site is hilarious, depressing, and a totally useless waste of time; but hopefully those will be the same adjectives we use to describe McCain’s campaign by next year.
