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Gary The Chocoholic Gourami

Staff at a London Aquarium have managed to rehabilitate a chocoholic fish that was raised on Kit Kats.

Gary the gourami was never a normal fish. He never had the opportunity to live the lazy fish-tank life like most pet fish. At a young age, Gary got addicted to chocolate. 9 lbs and 15 inches later, employees at the London Aquarium could not understand why Gary refused to eat a normal gourami diet consisting of fruit. Upon further investigation, possibly due to the withdrawal symptoms Gary was exhibiting, aquarium workers were able to denote that Gary the gourami was addicted to, and refused to eat anything other than, chocolate.

How they came about this conclusion is unknown, possibly some chocolate crumbs fell into the tank while a hungry employee crammed Kit Kats into his mouth and chocholic-head Gary was there vacuuming up the flakes as they landed in the water. Or maybe he simply started singing Give Me a Break?

We are all happy to know that Gary has been rehabilitated and can now lead a happy, chocolate-free life.

Gary the Chocoholic Gouramivia nypost.com

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