How many times have you been somewhere with the greatest weed and an overwhelming desire to get high, but had nothing to smoke it out of? When I travel, I’m constantly flying, or crossing borders, and I can’t afford trying to explain away the dirty pipe, or rolling papers in my bag, so I carry a few apples. Nobody ever questions apples.

Here are some simple instructions to create a cheap, clean, disposable weed pipe from an apple and a pen anywhere you may be—hotel, grandma’s house, jail.

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