notbradpitt

Online Manager for a indie record chain.

Stand in for Philip Seymour Hoffman on my fatter days.

Design online "massage" ads for Asian massage therapists.

Slang oxycontin pills for the Swedish mafia.

Be broke.

Spend time at music venues. (First Avenue & The Dakota are the favs)

Active athlete that is still hoping for that September call up. (Baseball, Softball, Basketball, Football)

Go to the movies once a week, no matter what's playing at the theatre.

Watch Nicole Scherzinger's "Baby Love" video once a day.

Stalk Peter Gammons.

Try to be Zoe Saldana's baby daddy.

Drink music.

Swim.

Ice Skate.

Smoke Tobacco.

Wear Tight Jeans.

Rumor Willis.

"Maybe, maybe not. Maybe go fuck yourself." - Staff Sergeant Sean Dignam

It is common knowledge that Latin American women are faithful, loyal, and devoted wives. There is a reason why Colombia has the lowest divorce rate in the world.